Artist: Radiohead
Song: Karma Police
Album: OK Computer
Year: 1997
"Karma police, arrest this man, he talks in maths, he buzzes like a fridge, he's like a detuned radio..."
"This is what you get, this is what you get, this is what you get when you mess with us..."
*A LITTLE STORY: So, yesterday happened one of those scenarios you think would only happen in your head, the ones you wish to do some time but they seem unlikely and crazy and to some degree "dangerous"... So here I was, getting off work, I got into my car and I began my way back home... I was going fast, yes, but not that much, for a change, the street was kind of empty, suddenly, in my rear view, a police officer in his motorcycle, many things went through my mind but the main thought was "think fast, act awesome", that was what my mind kept telling me to do and so I did, I knew I had to act like if I was the most experienced actor, well at least make it look believable... Here is the dialogue:
-Roger: Good afternoon officer, is there a problem? (While making a very troubled face)
-Officer: You were going 90 KPH in a 40 KPH street and even after you passed that bump you were going 70 KPH.
-R: I know officer and I'm sorry but I really have to go to the restroom.
-O: Where are you coming from? (Unbelieving face)
-R: I just got off work (Still making a troubled face and looking desperate)
-O: Why didn't you go while still there?
-R: I did go, but... (Here I looked like if I was a bit ashamed, hesitant and reluctant to say it) the thing is officer, oh boy... I have diarrhea and I might not make it... (By this point I was grabbing my pants desperately, I wanted to make it seem like an urgency)
-O: How far are you from your home? (I noticed he noticed I grabbed my pants zealously)
-R: Very far actually, but I was thinking I could stop at the convenience store right ahead, in the corner, and ask for the bathroom...
-O: (After some thinking) Ok sir, you can go.
-R: Thank you officer, I really appreciate it...
After that, there was SO MUCH WIN in my whole being, I could not believe it actually worked, I could not believe I have had the balls to go through the whole charade... And still to make it believable, and in case he followed me, I stopped at the convenience store, get out of the car, and actually went into the restroom and there I cracked with laughter, I was, I'm fact I still am, amazed it worked... And I hope karma does not knock me out soon, I mean I'm a good fellow, I do no harm, on the contrary, I do good and I think everyone is allowed to have a little fun... SO MUCH WIN... LIKE A BOSS!
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