Artist: The Hoosiers
Song: Cops and Robbers
Album: The Trick to Life
Year: 2007
"If we catch a criminal, when we catch a criminal there's nothing we can do but play cops and robbers..."
"We want a revolution and we're baying for your blood. We're laying down the law and your name's mud..."
*A WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE: I don't know what to say today, so I'm just going to put some nonsense gibberish... This is the untold story of Goldilocks. Once upon a time there was a little girl called Goldilocks, who contrary to popular belief was nothing but a filthy burglar. See, she was in search of money or something of value, so as she was taking a walk in the forest, she saw three innocent bears going out of their house and felt the urge to break-in. Poor bastards! they did not see that one coming! Anyway... She thought of breaking a window, but later she reconsidered and thought that it was better to force the door, and so she did. Once inside, she saw three bowls of soup and decided she would have a taste. The soup from the first bowl was too hot and she got upset and began to swear. The second one was too cold so she spat it and the third one was the one she liked. Then, while food digestion was taking place, she began to feel tired, so she decided to sit down, first she tried a chair that was too big for her, so she got pissed and burnt it, the second chair was too big too, but this time she just threw it and the last chair was "tailored" for her, but when she sat, it sucked broke into pieces, and let's be honest, she was a but chubby and had just eaten. Then she saw these beds, the first one was too hard, the second too soft (oh! that picky bitch!) but the third one was just fine and the filthy burglar fell asleep, big mistake!
When the three bears arrived they noticed someone had forced the door, cautiously they entered, only to find their food was gone, their chair were gone!! Tragedy had hit their home. Poor Baby Bear, he was brokenhearted! When they went upstairs to see what the damage had been over there Baby Bear was quick to notice the little rascal had had the nerve to still be sleeping on his bed, so he called his parents, the shout awoke Goldilocks and was surrounded by the 3 hungry bears whose food had been eaten by some stranger, so they decided to eat Goldilocks instead...
So, the moral here is, do not break into the house of some innocent bears, who in desperate times will take desperate measures but if you are still going to do it, don't be a monumental idiot to fall asleep there!
And remember... If you liked it, buy it...
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